/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] After the battle, the hero takes the new villain aside and tells them "Listen, kid. As long as you don't actually hurt anyone you only have to deal with me. Change that and the government gets involved, and they tend towards messily permanent solutions these days. So play nice, ok?"
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[WP] The dark wizard shrugs "Nah that chosen one prophecy's bullshit I made up for the lols" before opening fire.
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[EU] When Fazbear Entertainment's use of souls in their animatronics leaked, the last thing they expected were the mobs of transhumanists demanding to get 'uploaded'.
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[WP] You made your fortune building and operating a chain of tourist traps. It's a good business, but cleaning out the corpses and fencing their belongings without drawing attention is quite the bother.
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[WP] As it turns out, the process of welcoming the newly dead to the afterlife is often handled by their deceased loved ones and friends.
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[EU] Strangely, no-one likes to talk about the year when Aperture Science had to fill in for Santa Claus.
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