/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] The reason that superheroes and villains never seem to stay dead properly is that they're all secretly ghosts, and hoping nobody else figures it out.
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[WP] Vampires aren't undead, and humans can't turn into them. They're just a supernatural predator that evolved to mimic their prey -- humans. This is rapidly becoming harder to pull off in the modern world.
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[WP] In order to gain magic, a person must have a part of their physical body removed. You've run the numbers, and even with all the continuous spells required to make it survivable and non-crippling, chopping someone's head off STILL gives the greatest possible amount of magical power.
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[WP] As the demon emerges from the summoning circle, you ask "So, what can I get for a shipping carton worth of gummy bears?"
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[WP] To the shock of just about everyone, the villain's main motive for building that time machine was to get their younger self on a path of heroism.
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[WP] You've tried for years to reform the kingdom you live in, but to no avail. So, with all other options exhausted you become the latest in a long line of heroes to take up the mantle of Dark Lord.
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[WP] Turns out, ghosts can have kids. There are more people being born dead than born alive, these days.
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[WP] A villain tries to target the hero's family... only to learn that they married a technically-retired supervillain.
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[WP] It's not that vampires are specifically vulnerable to sunlight; they aren't. It's just that the sun absolutely despises vampires.
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