/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] That accursed catchphrase echoes through the maze again as another of your comrades meets their grizzly demise: "Run, Run, Run, as fast as you can! You can't get away, I'm the Rocket Skate Man!"
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[WP] You and your soulmate just seem to keep ending up living together through your various reincarnations. The catch is that you aren't in a romantic relationship; rather, you are parent and child.
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[WP] You're a dark lord with a new, innovative solution to self-fulfilling hero prophecies: torture the prophets into changing them.
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[WP] Genies don't screw over wish-makers, at least not immediately. After all, a dealer who pushes shoddy product is highly unlikely to have repeat customers!
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[WP] Contrary to popular belief, all the successful mad scientists have an extremely thorough grasp of laboratory safety procedures and make damn sure to follow them.
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[WP] A villain finds themselves perplexed by their future self teaming up with the hero to thwart their current scheme.
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[WP] The summoned hero has been beaten to a pulp, too brutalized to ever heal fully. However, they are still the only one who can fulfill the prophecy and save the world. Adventuring party, we can rebuild them. Stronger, faster, smarter, and with all manner of abilities. It's time to make a cyborg.
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