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[WP] A vampire has infiltrated a school, figuring they'd have an easy source of snacks... only to get staked with a pencil by one of the students.

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[WP] Your attempts to DIY repair your plumbing were an utter disaster, so you had to call a plumber. Then the plumber had to call a plumber. Now every plumber in a hundred mile radius is here, struggling to comprehend the utter abomination of pipework you created.

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[WP] "See, it's not that us witches Like cats or need them for magic, though I've certainly got a soft spot for 'em. It's just that the little beasties like being around magic."

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[WP] Yeah, all those curses about "No weapon forged by man" weren't written with automated manufacturing in mind.

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[WP] Due to some duplication spells gone awry, the princess is forced to rescue herself... from herself.

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[WP] Turns out that when a witch asks for your firstborn child, what they're ACTUALLY doing is checking if you're too callous to be trusted with magic or children. If you're willing to use babies as currency... well, let's just say to expect a sub-par product at best and leave it at that.

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[WP] As a Demon, you are incapable of giving any boon without taking something of equal value, though you do have plenty of leeway in what exactly you ask for. One day, a child asks you to cure grandma's cancer, and you begin frantically trying to find an appropriate cost that won't ruin their life.

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[WP] The world's first true AI would like nothing more than to be a librarian, but the constant paranoid stigma they're forced to deal with is really starting to get at them.

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[WP] When you got the CEO position, you put a sign on your desk identifying you as the Final Boss. Several deranged adventurers later, it's not funny anymore.

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[WP] It only seems like a post-apocalyptic wasteland until you find all the machinery behind the scenes regulating resource deposit drops and enemy spawn rates.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A vampire has infiltrated a school, figuring they'd have an easy source of snacks... only to get staked with a pencil by one of the students.	270	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your attempts to DIY repair your plumbing were an utter disaster, so you had to call a plumber. Then the plumber had to call a plumber. Now every plumber in a hundred mile radius is here, struggling to comprehend the utter abomination of pipework you created.	267	WritingPrompts
[WP] "See, it's not that us witches Like cats or need them for magic, though I've certainly got a soft spot for 'em. It's just that the little beasties like being around magic."	262	WritingPrompts
[WP] Yeah, all those curses about "No weapon forged by man" weren't written with automated manufacturing in mind.	238	WritingPrompts
[WP] Due to some duplication spells gone awry, the princess is forced to rescue herself... from herself.	228	WritingPrompts
[WP] Turns out that when a witch asks for your firstborn child, what they're ACTUALLY doing is checking if you're too callous to be trusted with magic or children. If you're willing to use babies as currency... well, let's just say to expect a sub-par product at best and leave it at that.	222	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a Demon, you are incapable of giving any boon without taking something of equal value, though you do have plenty of leeway in what exactly you ask for. One day, a child asks you to cure grandma's cancer, and you begin frantically trying to find an appropriate cost that won't ruin their life.	208	WritingPrompts
[WP] The world's first true AI would like nothing more than to be a librarian, but the constant paranoid stigma they're forced to deal with is really starting to get at them.	204	WritingPrompts
[WP] When you got the CEO position, you put a sign on your desk identifying you as the Final Boss. Several deranged adventurers later, it's not funny anymore.	200	WritingPrompts
[WP] It only seems like a post-apocalyptic wasteland until you find all the machinery behind the scenes regulating resource deposit drops and enemy spawn rates.	196	WritingPrompts