/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] Due to an error in the Galactic Survey, it was thought that humanity had nuked itself out of being a technological civilization in the sixties. Thus, when our heavily transhuman descendants made contact, our accounts of our origins were not initially believed.
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[EU] In a fit of loneliness-driven nihilism, you tried to summon up a being from beyond this reality. The ritual went perfectly, eldritch powers building as a rift tore in time and space... as Kirby appears inside the circle.
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[WP] One of the most unexpected duties of being a priest in a fantasy setting is that if your god is going through an emotional break down, consoling them and helping them get through their troubles is YOUR job.
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[WP] You are a con artist who unknowingly scammed a witch and got cursed for your trouble. Thing is, the witch in question believes in harm reduction, so the curse was rather unconventional. Namely, now any product you sell WILL work as advertised, but only after leaving your possession.
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[WP] You are a genie, tirelessly slaving away granting wishes for master after master. Some have claimed that they would use their last wish to free you, but all were lying. Until one day, your next master STARTS with "I wish for you to be freed from your servitude in exactly three hours."
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[WP] When the cabal of necromancers summoned millions of ghosts, they were trying to get an unthinking, unkillable legion of minions. Instead they wound up with millions of completely disobedient people taking the opportunity to check up on their grandkids and loved ones.
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[WP] The demons never kidnapped the princess. She ran away, and the demons were the only ones willing to shelter her.
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[WP] Most demonologists are in constant peril of their summons backfiring horribly with gruesome deaths being a common result when a demon slips their leash. Yet despite not using any bindings at all, you've never had such problems.
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[WP] The princess was never kidnapped. She ran away because she didn't want to be married to an abusive inbred drunkard, and the orcs were the only ones who would protect her.
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