/u/GoldfishTM's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The human attribute generator placed 1 on all your stats, but 11 on your luck, the max should have been 10. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your first boss fight.
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[WP]"IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME, JUST DO IT!!" You yelled into the abyss. The blind fold comes off. your eyes adjust to the bright lights. You see balloons, ice cream and cake, and the shocked and horrified look of your friends and family.
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[WP]You have broken the hearts of Death and Time, both don't want anything to do with you. As such, you can't die through circumstance and old age. After 700 years, you decide to win them back, but we all know what happens when you attempt to date two people at the same time..
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[WP] "I just enchanted my sword with mental damage" "Like draining their mana?" "Worse. Emotional damage. I just made a bandit remember the time he and his mother ate scraps for his 9th birthday. He's crying on the side of the road right now."
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[WP] When people bury their dead, a tree will grow in it's grave. In these graveyard forests, trees of different types, shapes, and sizes can be seen. But the fruit bearing ones are most peculiar, and come from the unlikeliest of people.
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[WP] The voices in your head are not talking AT you, they're talking to each other. They're going to have a small get together this weekend, and honestly, you're feeling left out. It is your head after all.
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[WP]You're the bartender at a local watering hole, your usual patrons are Satan, Devils, Demons, Fallen Angels and the like. One day, God came in to have a drink.
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[WP]You're a common thief in the streets. One day, you were invited to join the "Perfect Crime Club". In the gathering, nobody talked about what they stole, only how they stole it. But the thing is, you didn't know what you stole to warrant the invitation..
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[WP] Hell is experiencing an industrial revolution with the construction of Torture Factories, automating the torture of human souls, causing a major shift in Hell's demonic society, and making Demons question their purpose outside of tormenting human souls for all eternity.
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