/u/GoldfishTM's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] God held a no holds barred AMA, scientists, philosophers, redditors, and conspiracy theorists all came to ask their question. You, however, just asked “How are You?”
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[WP] Your local assassin just offered a 2-for-1 special for Valentine's Day, you didn't know about this when placing your order and just said "I don't care about the other one, who ever you want." The asssssin smiled as you just gave him/her access to their Order's "Forbidden Targets."
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[WP]You're regarded as a war hero, running into enemy fire to rescue civilians and fellow squad mates, volunteering for the most dangerous missions, and even jumping on live grenades. But the truth is, you just kept trying to kill yourself, only to miraculously or luckily survive every time.
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[WP] You inherited a magical talking dog from your eccentric southern uncle. Everything is fine until it started to share its opinions regarding social and economic issues.
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[WP]The angel and devil on your shoulder convinced you to open a Bed and Breakfast in the countryside, this is the story of your first guest.
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[WP] You’re driving just at the speed limit at an empty highway, then you hit 61 km/h. You hear it: “THIS IS THE POLICE! STOP THE VEHICLE.” You checked the rear-view mirror, it’s a police officer chasing after you, at 62 km/h.
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[WP]In the future, tech support agents are hologrammed into people’s houses to properly see whats going on with peoples router/internet. When you see this clients residence though, you notice something..
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[WP]With a 96.8% success rate, the government has begun a program to arrange people as life partners. You however, were arranged with someone as the same gender as you, despite identifying as straight.
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[WP]You plan to break up with your partner, and with you being his/her first, you decided to go all out and do the cheesiest, most cliché, textbook break up ever.
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