/u/GoldfishTM's posts
[WP] Your local assassin just offered a 2-for-1 special for Valentine's Day, you didn't know about this when placing your order and just said "I don't care about the other one, who ever you want." The asssssin smiled as you just gave him/her access to their Order's "Forbidden Targets."
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[WP] God held a no holds barred AMA, scientists, philosophers, redditors, and conspiracy theorists all came to ask their question. You, however, just asked “How are You?”
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[WP]It wasn’t the blood stained walls or the carpet made from weaved intenstines that hinted at you. No, it was the fact that the server was able to guess that you were allergic to garlic when you ordered your steak without you telling them..
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[WP]The angel and devil on your shoulder convinced you to open a Bed and Breakfast in the countryside, this is the story of your first guest.
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[WP] You inherited a magical talking dog from your eccentric southern uncle. Everything is fine until it started to share its opinions regarding social and economic issues.
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[WP] "Ah! A new member of the LGBTQ+! It's always nice to see new faces around here." "Thanks, but I'm still new to the definitions, what does the T stand for again?" "No problem! The T stands for Tactical."
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[WP] You’re driving just at the speed limit at an empty highway, then you hit 61 km/h. You hear it: “THIS IS THE POLICE! STOP THE VEHICLE.” You checked the rear-view mirror, it’s a police officer chasing after you, at 62 km/h.
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[WP]In an alternate timeline, people are protesting to pressure the government ramp up the production of the 91-DIVOC vaccine, leading to the civilian occupation of area 12. Meanwhile, nations saw this as an opportunity to take out each other's leaders, possibly starting world war 4.7038 by year end
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[WP]In a world where humans are replaced by dogs, an overly enthusiastic chihuahua is trying to prove that Toy Dogs can survive Boot Camp just as well as German Shepherds, Labradors, Rotweilers, and other "Real Dogs" could..
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