/u/GoldfishTM's posts
[WP]When you were a kid, your dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back. Years later, a dad yourself, you went out to buy milk, the moment you pulled the carton out of the shelf, a trapped door opened beneath you. Welcome, to dad’s paradise.
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[WP] "Look, all of it has to go somewhere." The genie explains to you when you wished to remove everyone's butt hair.
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[WP] "If you ever see me again, promise me you'll run away and never look back okay?" Your mother tells you as she leaves for the forest. Two years later, you hear a familiar voice: "Hello dear."
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[WP] You’re the offspring of a tikbalang and a centaur. You look just like a horse, but with the intelligence of a man. You were captured and is currently a steed of an optimistic, but unprepared adventurer, you decided to play along as his noble steed.
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[WP] You’re an alien researcher disguised as an human on earth. Only thing is, your crappy underfunded alien-library only provided 15th Century English.
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[WP] An office has been invaded by body snatchers. The intern just came back from a coffee run. The requests and questions are getting stranger by the second.
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[WP] Human-like androids have taken over the world, and the only way to blend amongst them is to talk the way you would write e-mails.
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[WP]You are the first reverse ninja, a ninja in everyway except people can see you, but ninjas can't. While on a mission, you got hit, and you don't know where it came from.
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[WP] You're the manager of an extremely private island resort that caters to a very select group of "dead" people. Right now, you're preparing for the arrival of a renowned comic book writer who's really excited to see his wife again..
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[WP]You're regarded as a war hero, running into enemy fire to rescue civilians and fellow squad mates, volunteering for the most dangerous missions, and even jumping on live grenades. But the truth is, you just kept trying to kill yourself, only to miraculously or luckily survive every time.
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