/u/Goodmindtothrowitall's posts
[WP] You thought you found the perfect gift for the office Secret Santa… until you got to work. The receptionist is cooing over a dragon’s egg, the accountants are comparing flying carpets, and Excalibur gleams on your desk. These fancy coffee beans are not going to make the cut.
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[WP] Your mama always told you not to feed the trolls, but you were never sure why. The ones under the bridge are really nice, and they’ll trade you all kind of things for a bowl of goat meat stew.
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[WP] Four very polite people arrive at a four way stop at exactly the same time. This may take a while.
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[WP] Your sweet stepsister found an old woman in the woods and came back with roses and diamonds falling from her mouth after every word. Your cruel sister came back spitting frogs and snakes. Neither sounds super comfortable, and you’re hoping that being just boring enough will leave you unchanged.
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[WP] You are a servant in the castle of an evil queen. Well, the nobles she overthrew call her evil— she’s got good policies, and your life has gotten a lot better. She is a bit obsessed with a prophecy, though... one that you’re increasingly horrified to realize is describing you.
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[WP] You are a werewolf. It took you a while to find out. You don’t change when the moon is full, you change when you’re full of moonshine. And you probably would’ve been more equipped to deal with this sober.
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[WP] You are a robot, who is programmed to take care of the garden of a vast futuristic estate. You have heard that talking to plants makes them grow better, so you give it a try. You were not programmed to hold conversations, and it shows.
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[WP] Your child is throwing a tea party, and scribbled invitations to all their heroes and imaginary friends. You drop them in the mailbox to play along, and forget about it until everyone they asked start to arrive.
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[WP] This is a nice, quiet little town, the kind where no one locks their doors at night. There are break-ins during the day, of course, but none at night. Good way to get yourself eaten, robberies at night.
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