/u/Goodmindtothrowitall's posts
[WP] You’ve made a deal— you will stay forever young and beautiful, while an image of you shows the truth of time and dissipation. The thing you made the deal with hasn’t been active since the 1890s, and doesn’t know about Photoshop.
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[WP] Spring is in the air, and the alien ambassadors are discovering the joy of pollen. They’re in no danger, but their planet doesn’t really have allergens or even colds. It would be bad diplomacy to call them drama queens, but you’re tempted.
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[WP] You are a powerful mage trapped in our world. You are incredibly excited when you see an advertisement for a Magic tournament. You don’t realize the ad’s for a card game until it’s much too late.
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[WP] You took a standardized career assessment test, and just got your results back. You haven’t even heard of any of the recommended jobs. Neither has anyone else.
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[WP] You make a wish on a shooting star. Turns out it’s actually a passing spaceship, and the aliens within are honor bound to help your wish come true. They are as inept as they are well-meaning.
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[WP] When a human who has dedicated their life to an ideal dies, they become a god. You are the new god of mediocrity. Everyone expects you to do a meh job. You vowed to surprise them, and did. You’ve found the one thing you’re terrible at.
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[WP] You are a pet sitter. An acquaintance has just hired you to look after their Roomba. Surprisingly, your presence is actually necessary.
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[WP] You’ve been brought to another world to save it. The quests may take years, and if you survive, you’ll return home. This would be kind of cool— except you’re diabetic, with less than a month’s worth of insulin.
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[WP] For Halloween, Cinderella’s godmother sends her to a…different kind of ball. Her horses are skeletal, her coachman a human sized rat, and her footmen cold-blooded creatures who don’t cast shadows. The pumpkin coach can stay, though. As long as it gets a face.
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