/u/Gortriss's posts
"Ron, Hermione, I just found out... My scar is the last Horcrux... I need to let Voldemort kill me" "What are you going on about mate? You can just have the Gringott's Horcrux removal surgery. I reckon Bill could even get us a discount."
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"But Dad, what if I'm sorted into Slytherin?" "Bellatrix Dolores Potter, you're my daughter, and you were named after two of the most sadistic and evil people I knew, and both of them were in Slytherin"
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Muggleborn student assumes elves in the wizarding world are like fantasy book elves. “You said elves cooked this food? Yeah right, I bet those pretentious pricks never worked a day in their lives”
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"Hagrid, why did you have my vault key?" "Well Harry, I'm Hogwarts's Keeper o' Keys. It's my job to hold onto everyones keys, o' course!"
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“Hey Professor McGonagall, it’s been a few years, how have you been? Still headmistress? Anyways this is my son James Sirius Potter-Weasley, he’ll be starting hogwarts next year!”
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What if the first and second Triwizard tasks swapped, and Harry had to rescue Ron while they were still having a fight.
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