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[WP] When you die, you are reincarnated in your own body as a small child, reliving your life with all your memories. You've done this cycle a number of times with great success using your accumulated knowledge. However, you've found yourself dying sooner and sooner, and you can't figure out why.
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[WP] When you were five, you wished to be a ballerina-princess-firefighter. Now, fifteen years into your reign as Princess Regent of Dancesylvania, you are desperately trying to negotiate a truce with the Kingdom of Flames.
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[WP] You're an immortal king. It's a nightmare. Half of your court worships you as a god (you're not), and the other half is always trying to encase you in lead or something. All you want to do is quietly retire.
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[WP] You thought you were a very clever king, inviting all the magicians in the land to your castle to determine who was the greatest of them all. But now the contest has descended into absolute mayhem and you have no idea how to regain control of the situation.
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[WP] "God bless you, George Romero," you mutter as you level your massive revolver square at the zombie's forehead and squeeze the trigger, blowing its head to bits. "Aw... crap!" you cry, as the headless body keeps coming at you, undeterred.
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[WP] "What have you got for me today, Akktrizel?" "You'll love this new section of Hell, sir. It's reserved specifically for people who hoarded and scalped PS5s and GPUs. Let me show you around..."
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[WP] After a lifetime of piety and faithful Christian service, you finally make it into Heaven. Your neighbor is a guy who exploited a loophole and he is the WORST.
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[WP] A man is replaced by a robot infiltration synthezoid. When it gets home, the man's wife has been replaced by an alien duplicatrix. They both do their best to maintain normality until the moment is right to strike.
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