/u/Gratuitous_Nerdity's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"It's not so much healing", said the wizard, "as it is 'transfering' an exact copy of the patient from a reality where they are just... not hurt."

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"I may be cowardly", said the lion, "But a deal's a deal"

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Working a missing person's case, his instructions were to bring her home safe and 'unchanged'

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They could have stopped it, then and there; they could have saved the world.

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[POETRY] They could have stopped it, then and there; they could have saved the world...

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Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, expertly faking her tears

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, and argued at the well.

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"Let me out, sister," whispered Hansel, "for the witch plans to fatten us up and eat us!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candle

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The concept of mind readers may be the ultimate intrusion of personal space, but they don't scare me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"It's not so much healing", said the wizard, "as it is 'transfering' an exact copy of the patient from a reality where they are just... not hurt."	1730
"I may be cowardly", said the lion, "But a deal's a deal"	640
Working a missing person's case, his instructions were to bring her home safe and 'unchanged'	296
They could have stopped it, then and there; they could have saved the world.	27
[POETRY] They could have stopped it, then and there; they could have saved the world...	3
Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, expertly faking her tears	1
Jack and Jill went up the hill, and argued at the well.	1
"Let me out, sister," whispered Hansel, "for the witch plans to fatten us up and eat us!"	1
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candle	1
The concept of mind readers may be the ultimate intrusion of personal space, but they don't scare me.	1