/u/Gregamonster's posts
[WP] You have a job as an AI therapist, helping robots reach a point where they can apply for Legal personhood. Your current client is a military android who is making your job harder than it needs to be.
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[WP] You are colorblind, though no one knows. Not even you. You've always believed that the colors everyone else is describing are the various shades of grey you see. One day you wake up with color vision, and become convinced that you've gained some kind of super power.
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[WP] Time cops don't just stop all time travel indiscriminately. Each case is studied and a jury decides whether the proposed change is a threat to the timeline. You didn't even think time travel was possible, but here you are defending a change in your morning routine.
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[WP] The sword's enchantment stated clearly that it could only be used by those of royal blood. This apparently did not account for vampires.
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[WP] Being immoral means having lots of time to change your mind about things. Being a time traveler means being able to exist at the same time as a version of yourself that thinks very differently from you.
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[WP] Turns out the mission you were given had a typo. The tower was not holding a princess captivate, it was holding princes.
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[WP] Dwarves drink ale, Elves drink wine, Orcs drink vodka. Every race of the known world has a prefered type of alcohol. Except Gnomes. No one has any idea what Gnomes drink.
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[WP] Humanity finally finds another habitable world, but it turns out to just be a copy of earth. Down to the smallest detail. The only change is there's a different set of humans living on it.
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[WP] Being a successful professional henchman isn't about the success of the villain's plans. It's about not being around for your employer's inevitable arrest so you can collect your check.
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[WP] Everything is fine. No major natural disasters, no notable deaths or crimes, the government hasn't caused or solved any problems, all sports games in the last week ended exactly how everyone thought they would. As a news anchor, this is the worst possible outcome for you.
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