/u/Gregamonster's posts
[WP]You are a henchman in a large villainous organization trying to convince your superior that she's just not cut out for evil.
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[WP] You have been cursed and now you're a monster. You know how to break the curse, but then you couldn't use your awesome new body to be a super hero.
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[WP] When the children placed the hat on the snowman's head, it immediately sprung to life and began talking. "Snow? Really? Could we maybe pick a material that can survive room temperature next time?"
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[WP] You're one half of an ineffective henchman duo. It turns out your partner has been blaming you for the team's failures in their reports, and now your supervillain boss thinks you're actively sabotaging the missions and ordered your ex partner to take you out.
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[EU] Pauline thinks Mario is cheating on her, and Mario's stories about saving this "Mushroom Kingdom" are not helping.
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[WP] The depiction of sirens as mermaids is actually a highly successful propaganda campaign by the sirens, to make people stop covering their ears when they see them and ruining their hunting method.
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[WP] To create the illusion that you're doing well living alone, you hire the stay-at-home mom next door to help you clean your apartment and cook a meal for your parents who are visiting this weekend. Your parents aren't fooled, and want to meet your "secret girlfriend".
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[WP] You are a hardened assassin, but you just can't take out your current target. Because they're so freaking cute.
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