/u/Gregamonster's posts
[WP] The universe isn't a simulation. But it follows some deeply stupid laws that would make you think it was.
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[WP] Your power is not super strength. It's Tactile Telekinesis, which is like super strength but way more useful. No matter what you do, you can not convince the media you don't have super strength.
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[WP] Turns out it's really hard to be a Priest on the battlefield. Not because you're weak, but because having healing magic makes building enough muscle to be a Paladin ridiculously easy.
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[WP] A restaurant where the dishes are literally cooked with love. And hate. And relief. And any other emotions might by handy.
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[WP] The Knight and the Princess had a foolproof plan to force the King to accept their relationship. All they needed was a little help from the local Dragon.
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[WP] You've met the perfect woman. She's pretty, funny, smart, and into you. She's even a fan of most of the same things you are. The problem is you already know her from various online communities, and you argue with her constantly.
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[WP] Your adoptive father recently passed away without a son of his own. A demon that must be defeated by his family's ancestral weapon will return in a month. Your only hope is to find someone who shares his blood type and hope the line about "those who share the blood of that hero" was literal.
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[WP] After a wildly successful write-in campaign, Odysseus Smithe becomes governor. Or at least he would have, if the majority of the write-in votes hadn't miss-spelled his name. They did, so Odysseus Smith (no e) won instead. He was not aware that he was running.
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