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[WP] You are a wendigo, a cannibal spirit monster of the forest. You scheme to catch unsuspecting hikers and campers, to eat them. Your greatest nemesis is the sasquatch, who, without intent, and not even awareness, often absent-mindedly galumphs through your set ups, ruining your careful plans.

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[WP] A revenant is a type of undead animated not by occult nor disease, but by sheer force of will, exceptional willpower. Revenants are usually motivated by vengeance, unfinished business, or strong emotions, but you died while concentrating all of your willpower to resist peeing in your pants.

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[WP] You are a shadow-trader. An architect commissions you to get the measurements of a person's shadow, which will be buried in the foundation of a new building, in order to give it strength. The person soon dies. Your latest job is quick and easy. But then there is a strange complication.

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[WP] You are Karen. And you'd like to speak to their manager. But today your problem customer sense of entitlement, unruly kids, love of MLM pyramid schemes, likes for minion memes on Facebook, and partially dyed short haircut swept to one side, will save the world from thermonuclear war.

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[WP] You are a wendigo, a cannibal spirit monster of the forest. You scheme to catch unsuspecting hikers and campers, to eat them. Your greatest nemesis is the sasquatch, who, without intent, and not even awareness, often absent-mindedly galumphs through your set ups, ruining your careful plans.	7
[WP] A revenant is a type of undead animated not by occult nor disease, but by sheer force of will, exceptional willpower. Revenants are usually motivated by vengeance, unfinished business, or strong emotions, but you died while concentrating all of your willpower to resist peeing in your pants.	4
[WP] You are a shadow-trader. An architect commissions you to get the measurements of a person's shadow, which will be buried in the foundation of a new building, in order to give it strength. The person soon dies. Your latest job is quick and easy. But then there is a strange complication.	2
[WP] You are Karen. And you'd like to speak to their manager. But today your problem customer sense of entitlement, unruly kids, love of MLM pyramid schemes, likes for minion memes on Facebook, and partially dyed short haircut swept to one side, will save the world from thermonuclear war.	1