/u/Grumpy_Captain's posts
[WP] You've just died and you find yourself sat across from death. After shuffles some papers he says "You've served your sentence. You're free".
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[WP] The world is dead. The last surviving humans are gathered around the last bit of preserved food. An unopenable jar of pickles.
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[WP] Sloths are the most ignored animal in the world. Or at least they were before the great sloth uprising 10 years ago. Now, they're the most feared beings to ever crawl along the earth.
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[WP] Munching on the visceral remains of its last victim's leg, the Mimic sighed and thought to itself 'Maybe I should get into another line of work'
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[WP] Satan sits at his desk, awaiting the next unfortunate soul to join hell. But after years of waiting, no one turns up.
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