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Everyone knows that actions speak louder than words.
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I had to bail on dinner with my wife as I had urgent affairs to attend to.
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It’s never too late to do something that you want to do in life.
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My girlfriend fidgets a lot and has a habit of digging her nails into snack foods.
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I made sure to melt the heroin syringe slightly before shooting up.
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Everyone says you should always follow your heart.
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“Everyone says that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
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Everyone knows that actions speak louder than words.
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I had to bail on dinner with my wife as I had urgent affairs to attend to.
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It’s never too late to do something that you want to do in life.
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My girlfriend fidgets a lot and has a habit of digging her nails into snack foods.
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I made sure to melt the heroin syringe slightly before shooting up.
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Everyone says you should always follow your heart.
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“Everyone says that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
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