/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"We'll be together again in no time" I reassured my paranoid girlfriend as I boarded the rollercoaster without her.

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I snarl with jealousy as my picture-perfect rival wins yet another award at the school assembly.

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“What are we?” my girlfriend inquired emotionally, asking me the question I’d been dreading.

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I never thought I’d ever wish suffering upon a child, especially my own.

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“How can you tell apart honey bees and killer bees?” asks my date, admiring the buzzing insects.

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Every night, my son gazes up in sheer wonder at the immense size of the universe.

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Receiving what I thought was a gold YouTube Play Button, I reached down and touched the award.

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I allowed my daughter a pet goldfish to teach her to process the death of something she loves.

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My family were glad when the news report announced that a deadly virus had been successfully quarantined.

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“I’ve just generated your ‘porn star name’!” laughed my boyfriend, looking at his phone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We'll be together again in no time" I reassured my paranoid girlfriend as I boarded the rollercoaster without her.	69
I snarl with jealousy as my picture-perfect rival wins yet another award at the school assembly.	68
“What are we?” my girlfriend inquired emotionally, asking me the question I’d been dreading.	66
I never thought I’d ever wish suffering upon a child, especially my own.	66
“How can you tell apart honey bees and killer bees?” asks my date, admiring the buzzing insects.	65
Every night, my son gazes up in sheer wonder at the immense size of the universe.	64
Receiving what I thought was a gold YouTube Play Button, I reached down and touched the award.	62
I allowed my daughter a pet goldfish to teach her to process the death of something she loves.	61
My family were glad when the news report announced that a deadly virus had been successfully quarantined.	60
“I’ve just generated your ‘porn star name’!” laughed my boyfriend, looking at his phone.	60