/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve always been really into mixed girls.

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“Don’t run with scissors for any reason” is what my parents always taught me.

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Horror washes over me as I realise I’m unable to refund the backers for my failed Kickstarter.

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When my car was serviced, I feared the shady mechanic would steal cash from my glove box.

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Before my first skydive, I’d crossed my fingers for an instructor who wasn’t loud or chatty.

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Commanding the attention of the crowded room, I gleefully proposed a toast.

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“Is this really the hill you want to die on?” he asked me with grave concern.

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“W-what’s ligma?” I asked the man in tired confusion.

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I laughed at the threatening Tweet telling me “Your dead” and mockingly replied “My dead what?”.

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On the run from the police, we decided to duck into the sewers for an easy escape.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve always been really into mixed girls.	60
“Don’t run with scissors for any reason” is what my parents always taught me.	58
Horror washes over me as I realise I’m unable to refund the backers for my failed Kickstarter.	58
When my car was serviced, I feared the shady mechanic would steal cash from my glove box.	56
Before my first skydive, I’d crossed my fingers for an instructor who wasn’t loud or chatty.	54
Commanding the attention of the crowded room, I gleefully proposed a toast.	54
“Is this really the hill you want to die on?” he asked me with grave concern.	53
“W-what’s ligma?” I asked the man in tired confusion.	53
I laughed at the threatening Tweet telling me “Your dead” and mockingly replied “My dead what?”.	52
On the run from the police, we decided to duck into the sewers for an easy escape.	51