/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The toughest part of being a Wikipedia moderator is changing a public figure’s status to deceased.

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Even after decades of genocide, humanity remembered the fact that there are 206 bones in the human body.

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Full of excitement, I get ready to go down the long, dark tunnel slide.

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My biggest fear, as the gunshot rang out across the concert, was of bullets piercing my skin.

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“Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did?” I ask my defiant son exasperatedly.

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Rubbing my temples, I make up another phony psychic reading for a gullible moron.

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“Go fly a kite!” I yelled at my annoying little sister who’d been bugging me all day.

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Although I’m livid at my husband for sabotaging my birth control, I still want him with me in the delivery room.

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This meeting could have been an email, I thought as my stressed supervisor hauled me into the boardroom.

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My newest patient told me she likes all her drinks sparkling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The toughest part of being a Wikipedia moderator is changing a public figure’s status to deceased.	50
Even after decades of genocide, humanity remembered the fact that there are 206 bones in the human body.	49
Full of excitement, I get ready to go down the long, dark tunnel slide.	45
My biggest fear, as the gunshot rang out across the concert, was of bullets piercing my skin.	45
“Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did?” I ask my defiant son exasperatedly.	44
Rubbing my temples, I make up another phony psychic reading for a gullible moron.	44
“Go fly a kite!” I yelled at my annoying little sister who’d been bugging me all day.	43
Although I’m livid at my husband for sabotaging my birth control, I still want him with me in the delivery room.	43
This meeting could have been an email, I thought as my stressed supervisor hauled me into the boardroom.	43
My newest patient told me she likes all her drinks sparkling.	43