/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sorry to burst your bubble…" I mumbled awkwardly to my distraught classmate.

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Excited, I sit down to watch my favourite YouTuber’s house tour video.

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Giddily, I ogle my hot delivery driver through the peephole as he walks up to the front door.

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This afternoon, I was disappointed to find hard drugs in my child’s school bag.

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My latest book about the elusive Hatchet-Wielding Killer of the North is already a bestseller.

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“Stop cutting corners again!” I hiss out of irritation.

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"Whatever you do, please don't track down and hurt my family!" I beg the spies torturing me for information.

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I’m always the friend who lags behind and gets left in the dust during our caving expeditions.

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With a shovel in hand, I reluctantly buried my beloved deceased pet cat in my backyard.

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I hate working on weekends.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sorry to burst your bubble…" I mumbled awkwardly to my distraught classmate.	42
Excited, I sit down to watch my favourite YouTuber’s house tour video.	41
Giddily, I ogle my hot delivery driver through the peephole as he walks up to the front door.	40
This afternoon, I was disappointed to find hard drugs in my child’s school bag.	39
My latest book about the elusive Hatchet-Wielding Killer of the North is already a bestseller.	39
“Stop cutting corners again!” I hiss out of irritation.	37
"Whatever you do, please don't track down and hurt my family!" I beg the spies torturing me for information.	37
I’m always the friend who lags behind and gets left in the dust during our caving expeditions.	37
With a shovel in hand, I reluctantly buried my beloved deceased pet cat in my backyard.	37
I hate working on weekends.	36