/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've never needed to use the emergency SOS app installed on my phone until right now.

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I always love strutting up and down Main Street wearing my stylish men’s satchel.

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It’s recommended by nutritionists that you eat a BRAT diet to help recover from food poisoning.

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“Please Ignore Previous Email” I fretfully type, retracting the message that just went out.

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I’ve been really enjoying playing with my new toy yo-yo that I found.

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Hiding under the bed from a maniac, I was relieved to have put my smartphone on silent.

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Security alarms blare from the department store entrance, its guards pulling me aside to search me.

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In a thick accent, the guard told me he “believes me” about the serial killer in the area.

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On hot days, I always made it a habit to immediately take my baby’s car seat out of the car.

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I spend hours on the character customisation menu, adding horns, scales and claws to my avatar.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've never needed to use the emergency SOS app installed on my phone until right now.	36
I always love strutting up and down Main Street wearing my stylish men’s satchel.	36
It’s recommended by nutritionists that you eat a BRAT diet to help recover from food poisoning.	35
“Please Ignore Previous Email” I fretfully type, retracting the message that just went out.	35
I’ve been really enjoying playing with my new toy yo-yo that I found.	35
Hiding under the bed from a maniac, I was relieved to have put my smartphone on silent.	34
Security alarms blare from the department store entrance, its guards pulling me aside to search me.	34
In a thick accent, the guard told me he “believes me” about the serial killer in the area.	34
On hot days, I always made it a habit to immediately take my baby’s car seat out of the car.	34
I spend hours on the character customisation menu, adding horns, scales and claws to my avatar.	33