/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My favourite coworker told me she wasn’t comfortable being my “work wife” anymore.

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“You’re pulling my leg!” I gasp in utter disbelief.

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Several days after an excruciating labour, I was eager to try eating my placenta.

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If you’re gonna be a gamer, then it’s essential for you to build your own PC.

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As a woman, I personally don’t have any issue with the act of manspreading.

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A creepy man kept jogging after me, so I sat down with a group of moms in the park.

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My father always took me to all-you-can-eat buffets to bet on how much food I could scoff.

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Due to disappointing results, I’ll be retaking my examinations again this month.

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As the emergency alarm sounds, a man notices the elevator he's in slowly starting to descend.

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Thousands of avid viewers are tuning in right now to watch my massive eating show.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My favourite coworker told me she wasn’t comfortable being my “work wife” anymore.	92
“You’re pulling my leg!” I gasp in utter disbelief.	91
Several days after an excruciating labour, I was eager to try eating my placenta.	84
If you’re gonna be a gamer, then it’s essential for you to build your own PC.	83
As a woman, I personally don’t have any issue with the act of manspreading.	82
A creepy man kept jogging after me, so I sat down with a group of moms in the park.	80
My father always took me to all-you-can-eat buffets to bet on how much food I could scoff.	76
Due to disappointing results, I’ll be retaking my examinations again this month.	74
As the emergency alarm sounds, a man notices the elevator he's in slowly starting to descend.	72
Thousands of avid viewers are tuning in right now to watch my massive eating show.	70