/u/GuyYouMetOnline's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Wait, so there's no gold?" "Of COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?"
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[WP] A fae sorceress tricked you into 'offending' her and cursed you for your 'hubris' with a monstrous form until you find true love. Instead, you've dedicated your life to hunting her down and punishing her for HER hubris, for thinking something gives her the right to decide how people should act.
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[WP] A cult intends to sacrifice you to awaken their goddess. What they don't know is that you ARE their goddess.
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[WP] Your girlfriend just revealed that she's a goddess. And given the things she can do, you have no idea how you didn't figure it out yourself.
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[WP] Fairies are known to grant boons, but always at a price. The stronger the fairy, the greater the boon and the greater the price. You are the most powerful of all fairies, and none have been willing to pay your price. Until now.
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[WP] The so-called heroes are dead and you, the dark goddess, rule the world. And now all those who fought against you are begging for your forgiveness. Not because they hope to avoid your wrath, but because you turned out be a just ruler and they genuinely regret having opposed you.
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[WP] The evil cult has finally succeeded in summoning you, their goddess. What they don't know is that you hate them just as much as everyone else does.
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