WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Son, i need to tell you something. I am a god." "Dad, I'm 20 and studying mythology. You don't think i haven't figured that out?"	5172
[WP] In an effort to identify different species, you create a device that can scan an animal and tell you its DNA. You decide to test it on your cat. Delighted it even works, you look at the screen. "0% Cat"	1133
[WP] After decades of cryo-sleep, your ship and crew have finally reached the edge of the universe. When you open the airlock, you find a platform leading to a door with a sign reading "Warning! You are about to leave universe #68437"	409
[WP] You pull yourself through the portal and say in your deepest, most menacing voice, "Who dares to summon me, Kalator, Demon of the Undead!?" Your voice changes back to normal as you look around and see a familiar sight. "Oh hey Jim, poker night?"	356
[WP] You and your partner check your rifles, pocket your knives and stow your various grenades in your vests as you look at the house you're about to break into. After 15 years, you're finally going to get that punk, Kevin McCallister.	348
[WP] You're fighting your archnemesis. As usual. Neither of you gain any advantage. As usual. He does his monologue. As usual. You really can't be bothered anymore.	295
[WP] There is a code amongst the super-villians of the world. Never intentionally beat the heroes, even when you can. The heroes don't know this, and one day, they push it too far.	186
[WP] For years, you have been trying to stage your kidnapping to be with the one you truly love. Except every single time you try, Mario finds you.	174
[WP] In a world of wizards and worlocks, the faster you can say a spell, the more powerful it is. And there is one worlock that is feared above all. They call him "Eminem".	91
[WP] Angels exist. They have wings, halos, the whole nine yards. The lesser documented thing they have is sass. And lately, people have been getting in trouble for some really stupid stuff.	91

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