/u/GymnoJake's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The 300 strong demon army preparing to destroy the human world cheered as they banged their axes, dressed in their rock armour. They really had no idea what was waiting on the other side.
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[WP] Humans actually evolved without brains. Brains are a hivemind parasite that decided to stick around to see what happened.
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[WP] You are the god of artistry, erased from the history books for your cruel deeds and forgotten to time. One day, while walking the earth, you hear the phrase, "The world is your canvas!". As punishmentfor the humans for dishonouring you, you decise to take this phrase literally.
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[WP] God is actually just a programmer in the 4th dimension working on his latest AI, "Earth". It just became sentient.
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[WP] You are an explorer, specialising in Greek history and mythology. No one who believes in the Greek gods said it could be done, but you have done it, you have found the doors to Mount Olympus. Your grin quickly fades, for on the door, a sign reads: There Is Nothing Left. Turn Back Now.
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[WP] You are an immortal being. You have worked almost every job an immortal can, but they all get boring after a while. However, you have been working at your current job for a while and it seems to be maintaining its level of fun: Crash test dummy.
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[WP] You are walking down the street one day when you are suddenly teleported into a completely white room. There are other people too but they all start telling you to not move a muscle. Then you hear the Wii music start to play.
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[WP] You are a demon who enjoys haunting and toturing people in their homes. One day, a couple is about to offer their three year old son in ritual sacrifice to appease you. It is one of the most disgusting acts of horrible parenting you have ever seen, and you decide to do something about it.
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[WP] You are in a horror movie. Some men are inside your house, sneaking around, looking to kidnap you. So, you do what anyone would. You go over to your safe and pull out your Glock 19.
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