/u/Haikumagician's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've had the worst date of your life and climbed out the bathroom window into the alley. Only to find your date doing the same.
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[WP] Cthulu has risen once again. The skies turn black. People scream. Ash Ketchum is on the way to catch the scariest Pokemon he's ever seen.
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[WP] Due to the sheer amount of prayers God has started call centers. You are one of the damned forced to answer frivolous prayers for all eternity.
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[WP] When a person dies their soul goes to an auction house where gods argue to decide who brings the soul to their afterlife. Lucifer, Thor, and Nyancat have been fighting for weeks over your soul
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[WP] One day you learn that your camera automatically captions any picture you take of a person with their thoughts at the time.
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[WP] Superman has been severely wounded lying in a coma and will not wake unless surgery is done. The justice league are voting to see if they should take the opportunity to end superman while they can, Lex Luthor argues for sparing his life.
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[WP] You have found your soulmate, the person you're destined to spend the rest of your life with, but you cannot stand them. They annoy you to the core. You have been trying to find them a boyfriend or girlfriend or dog or parole officer. Anybody that will take them off your hands.
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[WP] Having recently sold your soul to the devil, you sit and read the contract you sign. Only to find that the devil made a typo. He accidentally sold his soul to you.
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[WP] An evil wizard who has ruled the country for a thousand years is tired of living, but he refuses to allow his research to die with him. The lich has decreed that he will will rule with an iron fist until somebody can learn his spells. Most do not survive the training.
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