WritingPrompts

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[WP] You have discovered that "God" is actually a computer simulation that is running the entire universe and you have gained access to the console. Upon looking at the screen you see that a service pack to update the program was downloaded 10,000 years ago but never installed.	1593
[WP] You are eating lunch at a Chinese restaurant and you open your fortune cookie. "Your very touch brings death" it reads. Dismissing the message you hand your credit card to the waiter to pay the bill and lightly brush his hand. The waiter drops dead on the spot.	27
[WP] For thousands of years one person is picked to try and ask God a question a question that cannot be answered. If God cannot answer it, mankind is granted immortality. This is your year to ask God and on the day you are to ask God you are struck with laryngitis and are forced to use charades.	4
[WP] You die and go to hell, and the only way to get out of hell is to take on Satan in a musical competition with an instrument of Satan's choosing...you step into the concert hall and a demon hands you a cowbell.	3
[WP] UPS delivers a box containing a USB thumb drive to your door. You open the package and upon putting into your computer there is a single document. Opening the document you come to the realization you are in possession of Santa's naughty/nice list.	2
[WP] - You invent a time machine but instead of being able to go back in time it brings a random historical figure to the present.	2
[WP] - You wake up one morning to find out through the Internet and the news that the rapture has happened, but all the Christians weren't taken...the nonbelievers were.	2
[WP] - Due to a clerical error in heaven Santa was actually supposed to be Satan and Satan was supposed to have the role of Santa. It is now your job to visit both of them and explain that the clerical error needs to be corrected in order to set the universe back in balance.	2
[WP] - Growing old and illness has been eliminated through the use of a vaccine given at birth, no one has aged past 25 for 2,000 years. On your 200th birthday you get up to start your daily routine and upon looking in the mirror you notice a grey hair on your head.	2
[WP] - You die and go to heaven and discover that God is a huge Star Trek fan and in order to gain entrance you have to reenact your favorite scene from the original series as a vaudeville style song. You're next in line.	1

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