/u/HappyCat1912's posts
As a child I never questioned the fact that my mommy could float, nor did I ever ask why she had so many 'Bug-Friends' on her.
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[WP] The Galaxy is full of cute, fluffy, peaceful little aliens. Unfortunately, they all find humans terrifying, nightmarishly disgusting and or unfathomably evil by their standards. It's a problem, but Humanity's desire to pet everything has always triumphed.
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[WP] In a Galaxy where Humans are seen as small, cute and infantile a hardened Terran criminal goes into hiding on an alien world. He is soon found by a six year old girl who, not knowing who or what he is, decides to keep him as a pet.
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When I left the planet Earth to become the first man on Mars I was filled with nothing but hope, ambition and pride.
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[WP] Humans have a bad habit of befriending the most evil, destructive, repulsive, monstrous and creepy beings known to the Galaxy. They, in turn, think that the Humans are the cutest little monsters they've ever seen. The Interstellar Alliance has a headache.
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[WP] Humans are cute and the Warlord's daughter wants one. He decides to go a step further for his little girl and conquers Earth, so she can have all the little squishies!
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