/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I always told her not to swim with her mouth open at the public pool.

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In a little under an hour will be the most important moment of my daughter's life to date and an event to make any family proud: she will deliver the graduation address as her school's valedictorian.

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Predators like mountain lions don't actually need their prey to be dead before they will start eating the flesh.

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With a rapid crescendo, a roar of angry voices surged closer from beyond the door.

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The crescendo of bending, scraping metal was bad.

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"So this is what the inside of a monkey's colon feels like," she said, as she wriggled her finger around in her terrified best friend.

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Taking a job as the caretaker of an abandoned amusement park wasn't the most humiliating thing I've ever been through.

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I found part of a condom wrapper in the trashcan near my wife's side of the bed.

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The madhouse elevator stopped.

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[One sentence horror] As the sounds of battle faded, the enemy soldiers pulled aside the carpet hiding my sisters and me, looking at us with lascivious, lustful eyes.

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I always told her not to swim with her mouth open at the public pool.	11
In a little under an hour will be the most important moment of my daughter's life to date and an event to make any family proud: she will deliver the graduation address as her school's valedictorian.	10
Predators like mountain lions don't actually need their prey to be dead before they will start eating the flesh.	10
With a rapid crescendo, a roar of angry voices surged closer from beyond the door.	10
The crescendo of bending, scraping metal was bad.	10
"So this is what the inside of a monkey's colon feels like," she said, as she wriggled her finger around in her terrified best friend.	10
Taking a job as the caretaker of an abandoned amusement park wasn't the most humiliating thing I've ever been through.	9
I found part of a condom wrapper in the trashcan near my wife's side of the bed.	9
The madhouse elevator stopped.	9
[One sentence horror] As the sounds of battle faded, the enemy soldiers pulled aside the carpet hiding my sisters and me, looking at us with lascivious, lustful eyes.	9