/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I spent some time reacquainting myself with an old lover today.

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With tears of pride, he watched as his compatriots signed the Constitution, thereby upholding the dignity of mankind and guaranteeing inalienable freedoms.

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A family ski trip seemed like such a lovely idea

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"Relax - you're going to heaven," the angel assured me as I drew my last breath.

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It had been years since I had opened the closet in my son's bedroom.

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[NSFW]... NSFW

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[Discussion] I have seen a couple of clever, inventive threads shot down by this sub's mods because they are humorous or otherwise violate the rules. What are we looking for in the moderation of this sub?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spent some time reacquainting myself with an old lover today.	9
With tears of pride, he watched as his compatriots signed the Constitution, thereby upholding the dignity of mankind and guaranteeing inalienable freedoms.	8
A family ski trip seemed like such a lovely idea	8
"Relax - you're going to heaven," the angel assured me as I drew my last breath.	8
NSFW NSFW	8
NSFW NSFW	8
It had been years since I had opened the closet in my son's bedroom.	7
NSFW NSFW	7
[NSFW]... NSFW	6
[Discussion] I have seen a couple of clever, inventive threads shot down by this sub's mods because they are humorous or otherwise violate the rules. What are we looking for in the moderation of this sub?	6