/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was about halfway across the canyon on the zipline when the audible PANG of the snapping cable was followed by a sharp drop in my trajectory.
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The 3-year-old was having the time of his life on his tour of the farm, seeing how the cows were milked and chickens were fed, happily giggling and clapping and making animal noises.
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My captor held above his purple body a foot-long latex phallus as he parted his toothy grin to lick his broad lips.
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"Why, the HOA will just HAVE to award me first prize in the neighborhood Halloween decoration contest," the aging belle thought.
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After a whirlwind afternoon in the kitchen, the cook wiped away the sweat as it rolled down to her eyes.
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I am in the same room as my beloved <<PERSON>>. <<PERSON>> has been dead for a while and is starting to rot.
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