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"Did he actually think I wouldn't notice I have a new master?" the dog thought.

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The archaeologist held her flashlight high and entered the centuries-forgotten inner chamber alone.

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Only two weeks in L.A. and my daughter tells me thst she is already dating one of the wealthiest, most influential celebrities in Hollywood!

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"You know that dream everyone has where they show up at school and realize that they aren't wearing any clothes?"

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New to the bank's marketing department, Gina felt a certain sense of pride when she sent out her first mass email advertisement to all the bank's potential customers.

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As the rains finally broke, the setting on that Parisian street couldn't be more Romantic. He took a deep breath, got on one knee, pulled an engagement ring out of his pocket...

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Something tasted different about my coffee this morning.

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"Oh, you and your silly old honey, you Pooh bear!" Christopher Robbins laughed.

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The guy on the bus, the barista, the homeless lady, the cop, and the guy with his window rolled down makes five.

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"The stories just aren't that horrifying when all they are is a sudden, inexplicable outburst of gore," she complained.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Did he actually think I wouldn't notice I have a new master?" the dog thought.	24
The archaeologist held her flashlight high and entered the centuries-forgotten inner chamber alone.	24
Only two weeks in L.A. and my daughter tells me thst she is already dating one of the wealthiest, most influential celebrities in Hollywood!	24
"You know that dream everyone has where they show up at school and realize that they aren't wearing any clothes?"	24
New to the bank's marketing department, Gina felt a certain sense of pride when she sent out her first mass email advertisement to all the bank's potential customers.	23
As the rains finally broke, the setting on that Parisian street couldn't be more Romantic. He took a deep breath, got on one knee, pulled an engagement ring out of his pocket...	23
Something tasted different about my coffee this morning.	23
"Oh, you and your silly old honey, you Pooh bear!" Christopher Robbins laughed.	22
The guy on the bus, the barista, the homeless lady, the cop, and the guy with his window rolled down makes five.	22
"The stories just aren't that horrifying when all they are is a sudden, inexplicable outburst of gore," she complained.	20