/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As my soul left my body, I was surprised to see that my funeral was cancelled.

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I had become so used to my cell phone contacts list showing names that I didn't know any friends' or family members' actual phone numbers.

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I took my winter coat out of storage, and although it fit just fine it was quite scratchy.

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I filled my bathtub with potable water, turned the thermostat off, sealed every crack to the outside air I could, and sent short texts to my loved ones.

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Alzheimer's

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The Make-A-Wish Foundation had finally fulfilled the dying boy's dream of actually meeting a character from his favorite franchise, Star Wars.

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I awoke with a raging headache and no memory of the night before.

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As she fastened the last buckle on her baby's carseat, the world seemed to move around her.

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Alzheimer's, version 2

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The high schoolers' party took a strange turn when Brad, having had far too much to drink, passed out face-down behind the woodshed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As my soul left my body, I was surprised to see that my funeral was cancelled.	38
I had become so used to my cell phone contacts list showing names that I didn't know any friends' or family members' actual phone numbers.	35
I took my winter coat out of storage, and although it fit just fine it was quite scratchy.	34
I filled my bathtub with potable water, turned the thermostat off, sealed every crack to the outside air I could, and sent short texts to my loved ones.	33
Alzheimer's	32
The Make-A-Wish Foundation had finally fulfilled the dying boy's dream of actually meeting a character from his favorite franchise, Star Wars.	28
I awoke with a raging headache and no memory of the night before.	26
As she fastened the last buckle on her baby's carseat, the world seemed to move around her.	26
Alzheimer's, version 2	25
The high schoolers' party took a strange turn when Brad, having had far too much to drink, passed out face-down behind the woodshed.	25