/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Ma'am, I don't care if you were just trying to be helpful in responding to the Amber Alert and reporting the location of the crime boss' car so we could catch him..."

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I handed my girlfriend my credit card and said, "Pick up a dozen eggs, some toilet paper, milk, and whatever else you think we need."

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He reluctantly pressed the pistol to his temple.

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My awful, broken soul could be redeemed by the love of my son, if he would just join me.

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My teenaged son ended his tantrum with, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" followed by him stomping upstairs to his room.

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Sleeping Beauty finally awoke from her years-long coma.

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The large woman seemed to vanish from all space and time.

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After a thorough gynecological and breast exam, my new doctor passed the entering nurse on his way out of the examination room.

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My hike through Yellowstone was interrupted by every animal near me frantically making noise and scurrying.

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High on the ski lift, I pulled out the engagement ring I had saved for months to buy and mustered up the courage to ask the big question.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Ma'am, I don't care if you were just trying to be helpful in responding to the Amber Alert and reporting the location of the crime boss' car so we could catch him..."	53
I handed my girlfriend my credit card and said, "Pick up a dozen eggs, some toilet paper, milk, and whatever else you think we need."	45
He reluctantly pressed the pistol to his temple.	45
My awful, broken soul could be redeemed by the love of my son, if he would just join me.	43
My teenaged son ended his tantrum with, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" followed by him stomping upstairs to his room.	42
Sleeping Beauty finally awoke from her years-long coma.	42
The large woman seemed to vanish from all space and time.	41
After a thorough gynecological and breast exam, my new doctor passed the entering nurse on his way out of the examination room.	41
My hike through Yellowstone was interrupted by every animal near me frantically making noise and scurrying.	39
High on the ski lift, I pulled out the engagement ring I had saved for months to buy and mustered up the courage to ask the big question.	39