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"No, no -- this is a terrible mistake!!!" I thought while in freefall.

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I frantically tried to remember where it was, from what my instructor had shown me.

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"I'm sorry, Sir," said the day care attendant, "but Cecelia's father picked her up an hour ago."

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"Dear God, please don't let me die!" the astronaut cried out as his powerless ship coasted further into space.

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With all five urinals being vacant, I chose the one farthest from the door.

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Twisted into pallid blobs by the intense fallout radiation, the four survivors mindlessly obeyed their mistress' voice, piped up through the ground-level, periscope-like speaker from her safe, subterranean chamber.

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My time with the seven dwarves came to a close when I bit into a poisoned apple and went into a catatonic coma.

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I always seem to be using the wrong thread.

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From my prison, I contemplated my new life: to fight upon command for the pleasure of my masters until death's cool hand rescues me.

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As I awoke from the anesthesia, the smiling doctor told me that the castration had been a complete success.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No, no -- this is a terrible mistake!!!" I thought while in freefall.	79
I frantically tried to remember where it was, from what my instructor had shown me.	76
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the day care attendant, "but Cecelia's father picked her up an hour ago."	72
"Dear God, please don't let me die!" the astronaut cried out as his powerless ship coasted further into space.	68
With all five urinals being vacant, I chose the one farthest from the door.	67
Twisted into pallid blobs by the intense fallout radiation, the four survivors mindlessly obeyed their mistress' voice, piped up through the ground-level, periscope-like speaker from her safe, subterranean chamber.	64
My time with the seven dwarves came to a close when I bit into a poisoned apple and went into a catatonic coma.	57
I always seem to be using the wrong thread.	57
From my prison, I contemplated my new life: to fight upon command for the pleasure of my masters until death's cool hand rescues me.	56
As I awoke from the anesthesia, the smiling doctor told me that the castration had been a complete success.	55