/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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With both my arms broken and in casts, I was unable to operate the TV remote from my hospital bed.

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"So _you're_ the horrible, abusive jerk that my girlfriend was married to?!" he asked.

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As she sipped her drink, she kept thinking she knew the bartender from somewhere.

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For some reason, tonight I didn't finish the usual drink that my roommate always kindly prepared for me before bed.

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Hiding my head in my hand and looking the other way wasn't enough to keep me from getting picked.

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I took a deep breath, slowly opened the closet door, and looked inside.

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I placed the order for my usual venti double-soy no whip half-caf mochaccino.

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I keep moving my princess, to protect her from that abusive, alcoholic boyfriend of hers

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I emptied the trashcan from my 12-year-old daughter's room into the dumpster

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"Whew - no more Taco Bell on roadtrips for me!" I thought.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With both my arms broken and in casts, I was unable to operate the TV remote from my hospital bed.	129
"So _you're_ the horrible, abusive jerk that my girlfriend was married to?!" he asked.	125
As she sipped her drink, she kept thinking she knew the bartender from somewhere.	119
For some reason, tonight I didn't finish the usual drink that my roommate always kindly prepared for me before bed.	113
Hiding my head in my hand and looking the other way wasn't enough to keep me from getting picked.	110
I took a deep breath, slowly opened the closet door, and looked inside.	108
I placed the order for my usual venti double-soy no whip half-caf mochaccino.	106
I keep moving my princess, to protect her from that abusive, alcoholic boyfriend of hers	104
I emptied the trashcan from my 12-year-old daughter's room into the dumpster	85
"Whew - no more Taco Bell on roadtrips for me!" I thought.	81