/u/HarambeCantMeltSteel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The five-year-old tearfully watched as John Shaft threw his Mother's Day bouquet into the trash.

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The 911 dispatcher asked, "What is your emergency?"

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"Those who attended my grandpa's funeral will be grateful to get these pictures spanning his life," I thought as I hit "send" on the email.

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He gripped my ponytail, hoisted me to my feet, and started tracing the pistol across my terrified body, mumbling threateningly, "Oh, don't you DARE look back... just keep your eyes on me... you're holding back..."

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As the meds wore off and I returned to consciousness, the doctor informed me that the castration I had requested was a success, with enough extra time for the bored doctors to perform a circumcision on it before I woke up.

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We built this city.

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[One sentence horror] Time slowed, and slowed, and slooooooowed as she focused like a hawk on the pregnancy test, waiting for that moment where the "negative" sign would show up.

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AH!

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I hope it's just me being racist.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The five-year-old tearfully watched as John Shaft threw his Mother's Day bouquet into the trash.	2
The 911 dispatcher asked, "What is your emergency?"	2
"Those who attended my grandpa's funeral will be grateful to get these pictures spanning his life," I thought as I hit "send" on the email.	1
He gripped my ponytail, hoisted me to my feet, and started tracing the pistol across my terrified body, mumbling threateningly, "Oh, don't you DARE look back... just keep your eyes on me... you're holding back..."	0
As the meds wore off and I returned to consciousness, the doctor informed me that the castration I had requested was a success, with enough extra time for the bored doctors to perform a circumcision on it before I woke up.	0
We built this city.	0
[One sentence horror] Time slowed, and slowed, and slooooooowed as she focused like a hawk on the pregnancy test, waiting for that moment where the "negative" sign would show up.	0
AH!	0
I hope it's just me being racist.	0