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I emptied the trashcan from my 12-year-old daughter's room into the dumpster

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"Whew - no more Taco Bell on roadtrips for me!" I thought.

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"No, no -- this is a terrible mistake!!!" I thought while in freefall.

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I frantically tried to remember where it was, from what my instructor had shown me.

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"I'm sorry, Sir," said the day care attendant, "but Cecelia's father picked her up an hour ago."

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The last I can find about the Peacock Throne is that it was looted in 1739. It puzzles me that this unbelievably expensive item would have outright vanished with nobody looking for it since. Have there been expeditions or other attempts to rediscover it?

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When and why did the standard outfit for Catholic priests take form (black shirt, small white clerical collar, black pants)?

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"Dear God, please don't let me die!" the astronaut cried out as his powerless ship coasted further into space.

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With all five urinals being vacant, I chose the one farthest from the door.

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The Goonies got me to wondering -- was there ever any actual piracy along America's Pacific coast? If so, what was it like?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I emptied the trashcan from my 12-year-old daughter's room into the dumpster	85	TwoSentenceHorror
"Whew - no more Taco Bell on roadtrips for me!" I thought.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
"No, no -- this is a terrible mistake!!!" I thought while in freefall.	79	TwoSentenceHorror
I frantically tried to remember where it was, from what my instructor had shown me.	76	TwoSentenceHorror
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the day care attendant, "but Cecelia's father picked her up an hour ago."	72	TwoSentenceHorror
The last I can find about the Peacock Throne is that it was looted in 1739. It puzzles me that this unbelievably expensive item would have outright vanished with nobody looking for it since. Have there been expeditions or other attempts to rediscover it?	71	AskHistorians
When and why did the standard outfit for Catholic priests take form (black shirt, small white clerical collar, black pants)?	69	AskHistorians
"Dear God, please don't let me die!" the astronaut cried out as his powerless ship coasted further into space.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
With all five urinals being vacant, I chose the one farthest from the door.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
The Goonies got me to wondering -- was there ever any actual piracy along America's Pacific coast? If so, what was it like?	66	AskHistorians