WritingPrompts

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[EU] You walk up to the head mistress, nervously sweating as you sit down and await the sorting hat's judgement of which house you will belong to. After an odd silence, you hear a whisper... "Oh... This is different... tell the headmistress I fell asleep, that's the codeword for when THIS happen..."	37
[WP] You've had enough of not knowing, and this time you've finally managed to sneak down to the kitchen without waking anyone. Tonight you finally find out the secret behind Grandma's amazing cooking, but you were not expecting to see her in such a weird hat, stirring a cauldron over blue flames...	25
[EU] You walk up to the chair, trembling with nerves as the elderly headmistress places the sorting hat on your head. It goes silent, then a voice only you can hear goes "Oh... well this is different... go to the teacher and tell her I fell asleep, that's the code words for this kind of situation.."	18
[WP] While working in a magic shop, you accidentally trip while holding two boxes, one containing equipment, the other containing potions of enchantment. You're now stuck trying to sell a pair of healing gauntlets, a sword of lust, a hat of giant's strenght and a razor sharp shield or lose your job.	18
[WP] As the first human to decipher the Alien message, you are given the privilege of greeting them when they finally step out of their ship to greet us. You then promptly proceed to hand them their suit papers. You are formally suing them over millions of fields ruined by crop circles.	16
[WP] After a string of drunken nights you've regurlary woken up with a trophy in your bed. You fear drunken robbery, until you realize your name is engraved in each trophy. What's worse, none of them bear the title of the competiton, all you know is that you've won first place in every single one.	15
[EU] After your therapy sessions you've become good friends with your therapist, Hannibal Lecter, he regurlary invites you to dinner and to talk. You remain unaware of his true self or any of the killers he affiliates with. Hannibal is sparing you simply because you're so polite and nice.	14
[WP] You have finally finished the mountain of paperwork and and legal hell that occured after that new employee fell into the meat grinder at your factory. But now you face a second challenge, customers are suddenly giving glowing reviews of your products, and sales are through the roof...	10
[WP] As part of your new ad strategy, the tattoo shop will cover up any hate symbols or gang signs from people for free, no questions asked. One day a young man runs in with a sign you and your co-workers have never seen before, begging you to cover it up as fast as you can, before "They" find him.	9
[WP] The feared beast known as "The Consumer" that the refugees told you about has finally reached your town, only it seems there was a problem in pronounciation, as you quickly realize the monster is actually the most awful, wretched, rude customer any retail business has ever seen	8

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