/u/HarmonicTurmoil's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After moving into their new home, the main character finds an old rotary phone. Every time it rings and they answer, there's a 50/50 chance it will tell them how to obtain massive riches (Lottery numbers, hidden treasure, etc), or when/where a horrible accident will now inevitable happen...
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[WP] After many years of performing, you're considering giving it up as you never made the breakthrough you wanted. While applying for a job, a foreigner suddenly notices you and freaks out, calling for all his friends, as he's just seen his country's most popular performer...
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[WP] A master of disguise is often hired to carry out assassinations in the most discrete way possible, taking weeks, sometimes months to get in character. But someone has been screwing up his work lately, one of his own personas whom he seemingly can't manage to get out of character from...
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[WP] Musical WP: Afroman's "Because I got high" if it had been other drugs with other effects than weed.
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[WP] After losing a bet to your friend, you have to post whatever he says on social media, just as you're about to board a plane. You think nothing of it until you land many hours later, and walk out to masses of people all on their phone, when suddenly they all stare at you...
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[AU] Wizarding School was fun to be sure, but Harry never liked the constant presence of Malfoy and his goons, until one year his group befriends Jack, the Irish student, who scares even Filch away with his eagerness to fight and the single most foul mouth this side of the British Isles
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[EU] A new citizen in Gotham ends up killing the joker, and the people, and to some extent, batman, rejoice, not knowing the joker had a plan all along to turn whoever killed him into the next joker.
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[WP] America's North Korea-inspired law forbids anyone from speaking negatively about their country or life, and instead to find a positive way to talk about it. You're the SECDEF who has to find a way to inform the president of China declaring war without speaking negatively the entire way through.
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[CW] Re-write the song "Because I got high" by Afroman as if he had been under the effects of a different drug than weed.
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The monster known as "The Consumer" that the refugees told you about has finally arrived in your town, except there seemed to be a translation issue, as you quickly realize it's actually the most hellish, wretched, foul customer any retail business has ever seen.
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