/u/HarmonicTurmoil's posts
[EU] A new citizen in Gotham ends up killing the joker, and the people, and to some extent, batman, rejoice, not knowing the joker had a plan all along to turn whoever killed him into the next joker.
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[WP] America's North Korea-inspired law forbids anyone from speaking negatively about their country or life, and instead to find a positive way to talk about it. You're the SECDEF who has to find a way to inform the president of China declaring war without speaking negatively the entire way through.
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[CW] Re-write the song "Because I got high" by Afroman as if he had been under the effects of a different drug than weed.
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The monster known as "The Consumer" that the refugees told you about has finally arrived in your town, except there seemed to be a translation issue, as you quickly realize it's actually the most hellish, wretched, foul customer any retail business has ever seen.
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After many years of performing, you're considering giving it up as you never made the breakthrough you wanted. While applying for a job, a foreigner suddenly notices you and freaks out, calling for all his friends, as he's just seen his country's most popular performer...
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As a thief there's always a risk that the merchant you try to sell your "wares" to might recognize the potion or dagger as stolen. But your latest find , a strange amulet, has gotten you thrown out of 9 shops so far, and you still have no idea why, they always throw you out the second they see it..
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[WP] "I assume anything and everything said in these sessions is kept under therapist-patient priviledge?" Said the pale faced man, "Of course." You reply "I'd lose my license if I let anything slip." The man then takes a seat "Good... Because I'm a serial killer."
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[WP] The ritual to defeat the warlock was simple: Three-Horned goat's blood, Elven Firewine, and Powdered moonstone. Only issue is: That goat's extinct, the recipe to Firewine is long forgotten, and moonstone turned out to be a Myth! And so the king calls upon you, Sir Angus MacGyver the crafty...
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[WP] Only one in a million can ever be a superhero, but you were one of the lucky ones. You can feel the dexterity and proportional bodystrenght of a cat run through you, along with the flexibility and speed...but, uhm...you're pretty sure these powers were meant for a woman, not a dude,
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[WP] It's not unusual for Mafia bosses in the 50s to escape the police, but to do it through time travel is a first. Even worse, now you have to try establishing a new mafia in a nation of hoodrats with sagging pants who can't aim a gun worth a damn, claiming to be "gangstas"
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