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[WP] People want to know how you've lived to the age of 116. Diet and clean living? Exercise? Good genetics? None of the above. You can see the reaper and keep ducking away every time he comes around.

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[WP] Your next door neighbor is a kindly old man who spends most of his days doing yard work, carpentry in his garage, and joking with neighborhood kids. But one day you realize he matches the description of the world's most wanted war criminal.

78 upvotes

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[WP] You're one of your local area's sexy singles, but no matter how many ads you take out, you can't seem to find a date online.

75 upvotes

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[WP] An assassin receives an unusual contract: a man on death row already slated for execution.

67 upvotes

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[WP] After the invention of computers integrated with the human brain, viruses can now target people. Some are catastrophic, some even fatal, most are merely annoying.

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[TT] An impossible-to-play composition begins to circulate in the music world. Conductors who are exposed to it go mad, and eventually die while trying to recreate it. It is known as the Death Waltz.

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[WP] "We want them entertained, not educated."

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[TT] Tell an Aesop's Fables sort of story with a moral that's relevant to the modern age.

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[TT] A soldier has the chance to save thousands, at the cost of sacrificing himself. He chooses to save himself.

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[PI] A eunuch and a pornstar wash up on a desert island. Describe the first five days.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] People want to know how you've lived to the age of 116. Diet and clean living? Exercise? Good genetics? None of the above. You can see the reaper and keep ducking away every time he comes around.	79
[WP] Your next door neighbor is a kindly old man who spends most of his days doing yard work, carpentry in his garage, and joking with neighborhood kids. But one day you realize he matches the description of the world's most wanted war criminal.	78
[WP] You're one of your local area's sexy singles, but no matter how many ads you take out, you can't seem to find a date online.	75
[WP] An assassin receives an unusual contract: a man on death row already slated for execution.	67
[WP] After the invention of computers integrated with the human brain, viruses can now target people. Some are catastrophic, some even fatal, most are merely annoying.	45
[TT] An impossible-to-play composition begins to circulate in the music world. Conductors who are exposed to it go mad, and eventually die while trying to recreate it. It is known as the Death Waltz.	42
[WP] "We want them entertained, not educated."	37
[TT] Tell an Aesop's Fables sort of story with a moral that's relevant to the modern age.	30
[TT] A soldier has the chance to save thousands, at the cost of sacrificing himself. He chooses to save himself.	28
[PI] A eunuch and a pornstar wash up on a desert island. Describe the first five days.	26