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[WP] In the case of Jimmy, a second-grade child with terminal leukemia, 1 Like really did = 1 Prayer. Now he is an unstoppable, superhuman killing machine.

2019 upvotes

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[WP] You are a peanut farmer. Your father was a peanut farmer. Your father's father was a peanut farmer. Peanut farming is all you've ever known. Your first child has just been born, and has a deadly allergy to peanuts.

1932 upvotes

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[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.

1652 upvotes

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[WP] A socially awkward dork becomes a vampire and tries his best to be a suave seducer a la Anne Rice novels, Twilight, etc.

262 upvotes

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[WP] You are beginning to suspect that you don't really love your spouse -- that they are dosing you with a love potion you are building immunity to.

250 upvotes

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[TT] Skeletons are becoming sentient and bursting forth from their meatbag hosts. You feel your skeleton waking up, and try to stop it from happening; or, failing that, to reason with it.

186 upvotes

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[WP] You work at Area 52, the less glamorous sister site of Area 51.

109 upvotes

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[TT] It was just an April Fools joke. I didn't mean to start WWIII.

106 upvotes

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[WP] Japanese men condemned to die by Seppuku are expected to compose a jisei, or death poem, in the moments just before the act. You are composing the most preposterously long jisei in history to delay your imminent death.

93 upvotes

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[WP] Humanity is the most boring race in the galaxy. We excel at nothing and have no particularly notable traits. Calling something "human" is the galactic equivalent of calling something "vanilla."

83 upvotes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] In the case of Jimmy, a second-grade child with terminal leukemia, 1 Like really did = 1 Prayer. Now he is an unstoppable, superhuman killing machine.	2019
[WP] You are a peanut farmer. Your father was a peanut farmer. Your father's father was a peanut farmer. Peanut farming is all you've ever known. Your first child has just been born, and has a deadly allergy to peanuts.	1932
[WP] Civilization is collapsing. Meanwhile, two Redditors argue furiously back and forth, trying to get the last word in before the internet goes down for good.	1652
[WP] A socially awkward dork becomes a vampire and tries his best to be a suave seducer a la Anne Rice novels, Twilight, etc.	262
[WP] You are beginning to suspect that you don't really love your spouse -- that they are dosing you with a love potion you are building immunity to.	250
[TT] Skeletons are becoming sentient and bursting forth from their meatbag hosts. You feel your skeleton waking up, and try to stop it from happening; or, failing that, to reason with it.	186
[WP] You work at Area 52, the less glamorous sister site of Area 51.	109
[TT] It was just an April Fools joke. I didn't mean to start WWIII.	106
[WP] Japanese men condemned to die by Seppuku are expected to compose a jisei, or death poem, in the moments just before the act. You are composing the most preposterously long jisei in history to delay your imminent death.	93
[WP] Humanity is the most boring race in the galaxy. We excel at nothing and have no particularly notable traits. Calling something "human" is the galactic equivalent of calling something "vanilla."	83