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“I’ve conditioned myself to only sleep 2.5 hours a night with zero loss of brain function.”

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[JUN22] The inner sanctum of the tree knoll emitted no light, and a deep curiosity to explore its hidden wonders overpowered my brain’s clear instruction to stop.

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After 5 years of the Time War, with billions killed and my once proud forces left disillusioned and fractured across the cosmos, I was brought as prisoner to meet my greatest adversary in the flesh.

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A long, fulfilled life complete, I asked Death, “Why must humans live and die?

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In the hospital for the last time, Paul’s wife whispered to him with her dying breath, “When you’re ready, return to where we first met, and I’ll meet you.”

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Since Mom’s death, Dad grew more and more despondent, eventually refusing to answer my phone calls.

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The bursting Red and Blue fireworks overhead elicited the standard oohs and ahhs from the onlooking crowd of families.

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As the storm clouds approached, I urgently ushered my climbing expedition into line for the descent.

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The busted sceptic tank had been leaking into the pool all summer, and by August, the rotting fecal matter had geneticized into the foulest of greasy ooze.

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Since mom died, Dad had become more and more despondent, and eventually stopped returning my phone calls.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’ve conditioned myself to only sleep 2.5 hours a night with zero loss of brain function.”	69
[JUN22] The inner sanctum of the tree knoll emitted no light, and a deep curiosity to explore its hidden wonders overpowered my brain’s clear instruction to stop.	45
After 5 years of the Time War, with billions killed and my once proud forces left disillusioned and fractured across the cosmos, I was brought as prisoner to meet my greatest adversary in the flesh.	42
A long, fulfilled life complete, I asked Death, “Why must humans live and die?	38
In the hospital for the last time, Paul’s wife whispered to him with her dying breath, “When you’re ready, return to where we first met, and I’ll meet you.”	32
Since Mom’s death, Dad grew more and more despondent, eventually refusing to answer my phone calls.	32
The bursting Red and Blue fireworks overhead elicited the standard oohs and ahhs from the onlooking crowd of families.	25
As the storm clouds approached, I urgently ushered my climbing expedition into line for the descent.	24
The busted sceptic tank had been leaking into the pool all summer, and by August, the rotting fecal matter had geneticized into the foulest of greasy ooze.	23
Since mom died, Dad had become more and more despondent, and eventually stopped returning my phone calls.	21