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“Son, take my hand!” I shouted above the sound of the blizzard.

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It takes a real sicko to replace the blanks with live ammunition for the children’s Civil War re-enactment.

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Mary, it’s not only the fact that he keeps bringing home dead crows!

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They contorted their supple bodies beautifully, with blithe skill and rehearsed grace.

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I’m sad I only have two grandparents to sacrifice for the economy.

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Honey, dolls don’t sleep in the oven like that.

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“Honey, spiders only have 8 legs” momma said, turning to she’s what her daughter was holding.

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I followed my mother’s instructions and ran from the inquisitors into the forests around my village.

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Never read from a grimmorie when you’re drunk.

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When I summoned the infinite chaos to destroy everyone I hated, I didn’t think it would read my mind.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Son, take my hand!” I shouted above the sound of the blizzard.	1391
It takes a real sicko to replace the blanks with live ammunition for the children’s Civil War re-enactment.	110
Mary, it’s not only the fact that he keeps bringing home dead crows!	93
They contorted their supple bodies beautifully, with blithe skill and rehearsed grace.	24
I’m sad I only have two grandparents to sacrifice for the economy.	22
Honey, dolls don’t sleep in the oven like that.	14
“Honey, spiders only have 8 legs” momma said, turning to she’s what her daughter was holding.	14
I followed my mother’s instructions and ran from the inquisitors into the forests around my village.	13
Never read from a grimmorie when you’re drunk.	13
When I summoned the infinite chaos to destroy everyone I hated, I didn’t think it would read my mind.	11