/u/HiElleLookingPretty's posts
[WP] On Tindr, you see a picture of the cutest girl you've ever seen. She looks so friendly and nice, and every outfit has a different flower pattern. Your interests look to be the same: there's only one problem. Her job is listed as "the God of Death." You think it's funny. But now you've matched.
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[WP] You are suddenly transported to a stadium filled with other species, people, robots, and weird talking objects. You prepare to go full Hunger Games, but it's worse than that: it's a real Ms. And Mr. Universe competition. The only way to go back home is to win.
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[WP] You are a person who can see the sins of others written on different places on their bodies. From the smallest "forgot to return library book" to some twisted shit. Some people have small lists. One day, you meet a person whose skin is covered with words, there's not a blank space on them.
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[WP] You are a serial killer whose day job is at Target. Things have never been easier, and you laugh about it all the time
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[WP] You work the night shift at a gas station in the middle of nowhere. You're familiar with all kinds of assholes, some human and some from the infinite planes of the realities. You've given your two weeks notice after 4 years. Word get around you're leaving, and everyone comes to pay you a visit.
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[WP] Your dog is your closest friend and confidant. Suddenly, he can talk, and he's got something to say.
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You are a Parent to a teenage so called "Chosen One." You decide you're not letting your kid lead the war. You will.
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